Latest Tweets Off to Waterloo. Wish me luck. Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere. Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion! have spoken w/ @GovAbbott of Texas and @LouisianaGov Edwards. Closely monitoring #HurricaneHarvey developments & here to assist as needed. Man who not poop for many days must take care of back log. All Tweeters are Created Equal He who drops watch in toilet has shitty time Going to a Cabinet Meeting (tele-conference) at 11:00 A.M. on #Harvey. Even experts have said they've never seen one like this! HISTORIC rainfall in Houston, and all over Texas. Floods are unprecedented, and more rain coming. Spirit of the people is incredible.Thanks! Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all. For those at the back who obviously can't hear me, I said that they may take out lives, but they'll never take our freedom With Mexico being one of the highest crime Nations in the world, we must have THE WALL. Mexico will pay for it through reimbursement/other. Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters in own hands. I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. I am pleased to inform you that I have just granted a full Pardon to 85 year old American patriot Sheriff Joe Arpaio. He kept Arizona safe! Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination. It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. Busted through that wall like it was paper #sorrynotsorry A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. Hello world of tweeter #ImNewatThis Is there anybody out here ? #ImLonely Still nobody ??? #ImLonely This place sucks.